Blog to the Future

For some reason, micro-blogging (140 characters or less) has become quite popular while mega-blogging has not. 

But why stop at micro-blogging? Can't we please make it more X-TREME??! 

Assuming smaller=cooler, than nano-blogging > microblogging.

So why aren't you nano-blogging?  Probably, because you aren't cool enough. If you were really cool, you would already be making one-word blog posts using a platform such as Adocu.

But wait... if smaller=cooler, and nano-blogging > microblogging, than pico-blogging>nano-blogging!!

So where are the pico-bloggers? Where are the brave pioneers, posting charming, one character messages for the world to ponder?  O! Economical communication! You have come this far, why not a little further?

Here are some other types of blogs I would like to see in the future:

Quantum Blog

Anti-Blog

Shadow Blog (Sblog?)

Roblog (Why make robotic vacuum cleaners when you could be making robotic bloggers?)

 

Shows I Would Like to See

Tragically, these shows exist only in my dreams... I think...


1. Sparticle
-This movie would be a lot like the movie, Spartacus, except instead of slaves rebelling in Ancient Rome, it'd be about theoretical shadow particles trying to escape from a particle accelerator in Switzerland.

2. Dance of Power
-This reality show would force political hopefuls to learn complicated dance routines and then judge them on their abilities and grace. Home audiences would vote off the least coordinated, or least creative contestant each week. In a stunning twist on the season finale, the winning contestant would become the next president of the US. The masses would be entertained, and the art of dancing would finally be restored to its rightful status in the geo-political sphere.

3.Turing's Angels
-This sit-com would focus on a newly formed computer club at a nursing home. The club-members are eager to learn more about technology, but their only teacher is a one-legged con-woman who's never actually used a computer in her life. In a haze of befuddlement and confusion, the computer club accidentally creates a sophisticated A.I. that exhibits astounding superhuman intelligence. However, due to a complicated carbon-sensitive mechanism, the A.I. refuses to function when any being under the age of 84.657 is within 15 meters.