April 1, 2009

Blog to the Future

For some reason, micro-blogging (140 characters or less) has become quite popular while mega-blogging has not. 

But why stop at micro-blogging? Can't we please make it more X-TREME??! 

Assuming smaller=cooler, than nano-blogging > microblogging.

So why aren't you nano-blogging?  Probably, because you aren't cool enough. If you were really cool, you would already be making one-word blog posts using a platform such as Adocu.

But wait... if smaller=cooler, and nano-blogging > microblogging, than pico-blogging>nano-blogging!!

So where are the pico-bloggers? Where are the brave pioneers, posting charming, one character messages for the world to ponder?  O! Economical communication! You have come this far, why not a little further?

Here are some other types of blogs I would like to see in the future:

Quantum Blog
Anti-Blog
Shadow Blog (Sblog?)
Roblog (Why make robotic vacuum cleaners when you could be making robotic bloggers?)



 

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Clearly the most digital friendly format of blogging would be Binary-Blogging. Think of all the robots, machines, and AI out there... why cater to just humans?!?

Jess said...

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Unknown said...

Just a warning...

You know what happens if you are a robot, and stupid...