July 27, 2008

Shows I Would Like to See

Tragically, these shows exist only in my dreams... I think...


1. Sparticle
-This movie would be a lot like the movie, Spartacus, except instead of slaves rebelling in Ancient Rome, it'd be about theoretical shadow particles trying to escape from a particle accelerator in Switzerland.

2. Dance of Power
-This reality show would force political hopefuls to learn complicated dance routines and then judge them on their abilities and grace. Home audiences would vote off the least coordinated, or least creative contestant each week. In a stunning twist on the season finale, the winning contestant would become the next president of the US. The masses would be entertained, and the art of dancing would finally be restored to its rightful status in the geo-political sphere.

3.Turing's Angels
-This sit-com would focus on a newly formed computer club at a nursing home. The club-members are eager to learn more about technology, but their only teacher is a one-legged con-woman who's never actually used a computer in her life. In a haze of befuddlement and confusion, the computer club accidentally creates a sophisticated A.I. that exhibits astounding superhuman intelligence. However, due to a complicated carbon-sensitive mechanism, the A.I. refuses to function when any being under the age of 84.657 is within 15 meters.

2 comments:

Josie said...

I would go for some Sparticle. Just because I like the name. I think the last one you mentioned is already a sundance film.

Jess said...

A Sundance film? Excellent, I'll have to rent it.