August 3, 2011

Cat Trauma

Ants were marching from our deck to the kitchen.

I put a line of cinnamon on the deck to repel the ants.

The cat woke up and began to heave up a hairball.

I put the cat on the deck to keep her hairball off the carpets.

The cat landed in the cinnamon.

The cat got scared and fat-tailed and mo-hawked.

I let the fat-tailed, mo-hawked cat back inside.

I chased the fat-tailed, mo-hawked cat up the stairs.

I tried to put the fat-tailed, mo-hawked, yowling cat into a sink full of water.

I almost lost an eye.

I used a washcloth to wipe the cinnamon off the fat-tailed, mo-hawked, yowling, damp cat.

The cat went back to sleep.

The ants are still in the kitchen...