Tragic
I guess Poseidon doesn't like to play with Barbies.

Migrating Pirahna?!?
Comic
Scene: The pier at Cape Henolopen
N: (looking down) Hmm.. There's an awful lot of porcelain here...or, uh, broken dinner plates.
J: (looking around) Broken dinner plates?? What broken dinner plates? Are you talking about the broken seashells??
N: Seashells?
J: Dinner plates??
These pilings next to the pier would make for a great fight scene...